"There are three things you must ask yourself before you say anything…"

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i think the lesson of this photoset is to check yo muthafuckin math calculations before u hand the test in bc sometimes u need to check shit twice before u realize whats up (x)

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Leon Draisaitl and the important question.
… I can’t get over his smirk.

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When you ask your mom a simple question & she yells her response.


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waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

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This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

I have never been prouder to be Canadian

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it doesn’t matter how many “pretend to be dating” fics i read, i’m always fucking in it headfirst every time and i fall for that shit every time. i know the pattern i know the plot twists i know what’s gonna happen but every single fucking time i’m fucking on the edge of my…