"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

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I’m grown but I’m not grown grown

Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.

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Tags: hockeyyy hawks

  • me on my way home from class: oh man i'm gonna get so much work done let me make a to do list and get that shit done quickly and effectively i'm so pumped
  • me the second i get home: nah


Jordan Eberle continues his shirtless interview tradition in Winnipeg

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new york times without context + various blackhawks (pt. 1)

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Tags: hockeyyy hawks


Stick to your day job @lindholmelias

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26 million Canadians watched the Canada vs. USA Olympic gold medal game.

Doesn’t sound like much, until you remember that there are only 33 million Canadians on the entire planet.

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*interacts with people*

*has to take a four hour nap*

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Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great

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